Showing posts with label free read. Show all posts
Showing posts with label free read. Show all posts

Saturday, May 2, 2015

The customer of the week award goes to...

A, the sweet white haired lady who sang me this jingle: "Hurray, hurray, it's the first of May, outdoor screwing begins today!"

It made my day. I do love my fun customers.

The booby prize goes to the woman who showed up at five minutes to midnight, demanding refunds for several high priced items and accusing us of false advertising because she didn't read the sign.
I refrained from rolling my eyes when she threw a fit that was clearly pre-planned and not even well acted. Take it to Hollywood b----, but sign up for acting lessons first.

Okay, I'm done now. I have the weekend off, the sun is shining, and I'm getting close to finishing another round of edits on Playing House.

Life is good.

Oh, and Cousin Q is free again today. There's no explicit sex in it by the way. One reader was disappointed enough to leave a 2 star review because of this. I feel bad. Should I have written a disclaimer in the book description? No fornication here folks, move along, move along. Oh well, can't make everyone happy I guess.

Happy Saturday!