Monday, February 27, 2017

Happy Birthday!

New glasses, new haircut, new decade--- look out AARP, I'm ready to rock the fifties! The Fearless Fifties! The Fabulous Fifties! The time in a woman's life when she finally learns to stop giving a Flying F---- what the other people think of her! (Because she's figured out that no one is thinking about her--- they're too busy worrying about what other people think of them.) As of this moment, I'm done with all of that! I'm setting myself free!   

Now, has anyone seen my tweezers? That damned chin hair is back…

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